[music and applause] It’s time. From the Personal
Liberty Digest studios, all this global warming is leaving us cold, it’s time for this week’s
The Great Eight. And now, here’s the hot air… Ben Crystal. Is it me, or does ManBearPig
disappear at the same time every year? [laughter] I think there should be a name for that. [laughter]
Really? Over a CARTOON? You know, nobody killed that Mapplethorpe creep and he put a crucifix
in a jar of pee. [laughter] Religious of pieces. [laughter] Wow! Joseph Goebbels looks great
for his age. [laughter] But hey, don’t judge all Muslims by the actions of just a few.
It’s not like they are white, pro-life Americans or anything like that. [laughter] New data
reveals that nearly 4 million Americans with Obamacare may lose their tax refunds to the
government this year. If you like your refund.. ha.. I Gruber’d you. [laughter] More black
babies are aborted than born in New York City. And these cats wrecked brunch at snotty Manhattan
cafes. Too bad they don’t serve soy lattes in Planned Parenthood. [laughter] Again with
this guy? Republican Party: snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. [laughter] Yay!
After over 30 years of living on the taxpayer’s nickle, Barbra Boxer won’t be seeking another
senate term. No! Don’t go. [laughter] Nancy Pelosi was stunned by the news. At least I
think that was her stunned face. [laughter] That’s our The Great Eight for the week, kids.
For the Personal Liberty Digest, I’m Ben Crystal saying for the prophet of Allah, this Muhammad
cat sure is thin-skinned. [applause]